My work schedule is all janky lately. The other manager is off all this week so I have to work extra. No big deal. I ended up with Saturday night off, which never happens.
It worked out pretty perfectly, because it was the night of the first female UFC fight. As I have mentioned before, Mindy is a huge MMA fan. She has been watching it since before there were tapout shirts and douchebags. To say that she was excited about the ladies fighting, would be putting it mildly.
We ordered the ppv at our house and invited a couple of our favorites over to watch it.
Now, there is a proper way to watch sports and a not proper way to watch sports. When at home, you should ALWAYS be yelling at the T.V. It helps. They can hear you.
Here are the super helpful thigns that we yelled at the T.V. last night.
"Artichoke him!"
"Noodle arm him!!"
"Your leg isn't supposed to go that way!!!"
"Did he just say 'Mother Russia'!!!"
"Just shit on him"
"Oh god, they had to pull out the face iron again"
"Oh god stop hitting his nose!! Please stop hitting his nose. HIS NOSE IS FLAT!!"
"Will someone just throw a damn artichoke in the ring"
"When are they going to start doing the harlem shake?"
Every time Mindy and I watch the fights together, we always compete to see who can properly guess the winner. Then we talk shit to each other the entire fight. It's highly entertaining.(I usually win)
Oh and if you are into grotesque things, you should definitely google Ronda Rousey's armbars. She breaks their arms. Gross.
It worked out pretty perfectly, because it was the night of the first female UFC fight. As I have mentioned before, Mindy is a huge MMA fan. She has been watching it since before there were tapout shirts and douchebags. To say that she was excited about the ladies fighting, would be putting it mildly.
We ordered the ppv at our house and invited a couple of our favorites over to watch it.
Now, there is a proper way to watch sports and a not proper way to watch sports. When at home, you should ALWAYS be yelling at the T.V. It helps. They can hear you.
Here are the super helpful thigns that we yelled at the T.V. last night.
"Artichoke him!"
"Noodle arm him!!"
"Your leg isn't supposed to go that way!!!"
"Did he just say 'Mother Russia'!!!"
"Just shit on him"
"Oh god, they had to pull out the face iron again"
"Oh god stop hitting his nose!! Please stop hitting his nose. HIS NOSE IS FLAT!!"
"Will someone just throw a damn artichoke in the ring"
"When are they going to start doing the harlem shake?"
Every time Mindy and I watch the fights together, we always compete to see who can properly guess the winner. Then we talk shit to each other the entire fight. It's highly entertaining.(I usually win)
Oh and if you are into grotesque things, you should definitely google Ronda Rousey's armbars. She breaks their arms. Gross.