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Lucky or Unlucky
It's a lovely day here in Knoxville. After going on my run, and taking Mindy a coffee, I decided to walk down to this little thrift/antique store near my house. I've been meaning to check it out for a...
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Insect Slaughter: Happy Valentine's Day
Mindy and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. We're the type of couple that does nice stuff for each other all the time and we don't need a specific day to celebrate that.However, when I stumbled...
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What Happens when Calves Mature
 So I have lost 40 pounds since this time last year. It seems like so much now that I think about it. I feel great. I had to buy smaller clothes and then even smaller clothes when I kept losing weight....
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I Ingested Pure Magic
We all know by now, that I legitimately believe in all things magical and whimsical. It's just how I live my life.I was just sitting down to enjoy my prework snack when it happened. My prework snack...
View ArticleHow to Watch Sports.
My work schedule is all janky lately. The other manager is off all this week so I have to work extra. No big deal. I ended up with Saturday night off, which never happens.It worked out pretty...
View ArticleSerious Outbreak Warning
I was just doing a crossword puzzle online when a news article on the side caught my attention. I read it and immediately wanted to vomit and avoid people for the rest of my life.Apparently, there is a...
View ArticleIs This Illegal?
I have a new slightly embarassing (but more creepy) problem/obsession.When I say creepy, I mean possibly illegal and "what the hell is wrong with me?"Before I tell you about my issue, I need to explain...
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The Joys of Being a Woman
My favorite annual event happened yesterday. (Technically it lasts all week, but I went yesterday) It's the Friends of the Library used book sale. All paperbacks are $1 and hardbacks are $2. It's...
View ArticleWho is Right and Who is Wrong?
Well I have officially survived the very worst part of my year. I've been dreading St. Patrick's day for a long time now. It came and was even worse than I had imagined. I ended up with some sort of...
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Fires, Accidents, and Dogs. Oh My.
My past week has been a shit show of weirdness. I had just recovered from the retardation that was St. Patrick's day when things started to get strange. At around 9 last Wednesday, I went to check and...
View ArticleImaginary Friends
I have a bit more ( a.k.a a fuck ton more) crazy in my family than most people. It doesn't bother me so much and I have accepted that I have a bit of crazy in me. No big deal.Until, I started having...
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Punk Rock Face
98% of the time that anyone tries and takes a picture of me, I make a strange face. It really used to piss my parents off. I'm pretty sure that in every single one of my childhood pictures I am...
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The Best Shirt in the World.
The title says it all, but this picture just proves the point.Don't even pretend for a second that you aren't insanely jealous of my new, amazing shirt. Also, please try and ignore my face. I think I...
View ArticleThreatening Butt Sex
Almost every weekend, I have to kick at least one person out of my bar. Most of these are easy and the people are ashamed of themselves for acting stupid. And then there are the other times when they...
View ArticleWho is Right and Who is Wrong?: Volume 2
It's time for another episode of who is right and who is wrong. Since Mindy and I have been together for half a decade ( holy shit balls that is a long time) and are kind of opposites, we have a lot of...
View ArticleI Was a Parseltongue Before It Was Cool
A fairly common question amongst fellow nerdy-minded adults, is what house you would be placed into at Hogwarts. Everyone has their different reasons for whatever they would decide. Honestly, we have...
View ArticleOreo Stacking Champion of the Universe.
June 1997, Memphis, TN. The air was thick and stick, the nights were long and I had a goal. I trained everyday. Everyday. Stack, stack stack, balance everything out, stack stack stack, repeat.I had...
View ArticleBig Baller Ass Half Marathon
For the past few months, I have been training for a half marathon. About a month ago, the specific one I was planning on doing got cancelled. I was pretty bummed, but decided to create my own Big...
View ArticleYou Should Be Ashamed
I can't wait to tell you guys all about my Chicago trip in my next post.Today, let's talk about something that has been bothering me for a couple of days. When we were at the zoo in Chicago we...
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Polar Bears are my Spirit Animal
You can sum up my Chicago trip (and probably my life) with this picture.I stood like this for so long. I didn't say anything just stood there and stared at this polar bear. It was fantastic. I'm pretty...
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