I'm in love with the lady at the post office. She doesn't know that I adore her. In my mind, our affair has been going on for years.
She is probably in her 50s and has short, super short blonde hair.
Whenever I go to the post office, she is working the long line alone. However, she is always in the best mood. Always she welcomes you with a huge smile. I find myself going to the post office just to hand her a letter to send. I could have easily put the letter in the drop box myself. It's the interaction that I crave.
Not only is she super nice, but she is also crazy.
A couple of years ago I bought this completely random conspiracy theory shirt at Goodwill because it made me laugh. I wore it to the post office to visit my girlfriend. She read the shirt and immediately started going on a very long rant about how the government was behind 9/11 and the Illuminati and blah blah blah. Apparently she thought I was one of her conspiracy theory cohorts. I didn't correct her. I loved her more for her craziness.
Of course, I never tell her that I love her. I just walk up and hand her my letter completely straight faced.
Do you have a crush on a random person? The guy at the gas station? The barista at the coffee shop?
She is probably in her 50s and has short, super short blonde hair.
Whenever I go to the post office, she is working the long line alone. However, she is always in the best mood. Always she welcomes you with a huge smile. I find myself going to the post office just to hand her a letter to send. I could have easily put the letter in the drop box myself. It's the interaction that I crave.
Not only is she super nice, but she is also crazy.
A couple of years ago I bought this completely random conspiracy theory shirt at Goodwill because it made me laugh. I wore it to the post office to visit my girlfriend. She read the shirt and immediately started going on a very long rant about how the government was behind 9/11 and the Illuminati and blah blah blah. Apparently she thought I was one of her conspiracy theory cohorts. I didn't correct her. I loved her more for her craziness.
Of course, I never tell her that I love her. I just walk up and hand her my letter completely straight faced.
Do you have a crush on a random person? The guy at the gas station? The barista at the coffee shop?