A fairly common question amongst fellow nerdy-minded adults, is what house you would be placed into at Hogwarts. Everyone has their different reasons for whatever they would decide. Honestly, we have all probably thought about it too much. And it's not like it is even our decision, right? It's all up to that silly Sorting Hat son of a bitch.
Anyways though, I would be placed in Slytherin. Before you judge or internet high-five me, I should tell you it's not for any of the normal reasons. I don't hate muggles. I don't think dark magic is awesome. I don't like the green/black combo. I'm not a fan of snakes.
Why would I be placed in Slytherin?
Well, let me tell you a story. When I was in middle school, we were learning about genetic traits. At this level they focus on silly things like widow's peak and eye color. I remember my teaching mentioning that the ability to roll one's tongue in half as a genetic trait. The entire class started sticking their tongue out trying to get it to curl, most were successful. I just looked like an idiot. When my mother picked me up, I asked her if she could. She did it immediately and then the rest of my siblings in the car joined in on the fun. I was shocked. What was wrong with me?
And that's when my mother decided to drop this bomb on me
I was born with a snake tongue. They had to sew it together so that I could properly breastfeed. (Ew, gross, don't want to think about that anymore)
So I was obviously marked at birth for Slytherin house. Ugh. At least the color green looks good on me.
What house would you be placed in?
Anyways though, I would be placed in Slytherin. Before you judge or internet high-five me, I should tell you it's not for any of the normal reasons. I don't hate muggles. I don't think dark magic is awesome. I don't like the green/black combo. I'm not a fan of snakes.
Why would I be placed in Slytherin?
Well, let me tell you a story. When I was in middle school, we were learning about genetic traits. At this level they focus on silly things like widow's peak and eye color. I remember my teaching mentioning that the ability to roll one's tongue in half as a genetic trait. The entire class started sticking their tongue out trying to get it to curl, most were successful. I just looked like an idiot. When my mother picked me up, I asked her if she could. She did it immediately and then the rest of my siblings in the car joined in on the fun. I was shocked. What was wrong with me?
And that's when my mother decided to drop this bomb on me
I was born with a snake tongue. They had to sew it together so that I could properly breastfeed. (Ew, gross, don't want to think about that anymore)
So I was obviously marked at birth for Slytherin house. Ugh. At least the color green looks good on me.
What house would you be placed in?