Once again it is time for you all to weigh in on a mega important question.
A few weeks ago, a newish employee of ours, William, got into a physical altercation over a girl. The guy he got in the fight with pulled out a small knife and stabbed him in the gut. He got the knife from the guy and stabbed him back. It's all very dramatic. He required some stitches, but is fine. Mainly, he feels silly for getting into the fight. He was in the hospital for a couple of days and then he got arrested for assault. (Both guys have since agreed to drop charges because bitches are trifling and not worth the drama)
Anyways, while he was in jail, I was discussing the situation with some other coworkers. I think I've gotten senile in my old age because I can't really edit myself anymore. Stuff just comes out of my mouth before I can try and force it back in. I may have said something along the lines of "That really must suck to be in jail with a stab wound. I mean, he could get an infection or someone could rape the stab hole" The people I was talking just kind of stood there awkwardly. Later, when William came back to work, I apologized for making this awful joke when he wasn't there. (I'm not sorry for making the joke, it was funny)
Recently, my dear friend Heather, has taught me about some pretty gnarly stuff. She is a nurse so she knows her gore. On our beach trip last weekend, she taught me about colostitutes. A colostitute is a person with a colostomy bag that accepts money for allowing dudes to stick their dicks in the colostomy hole. Ew girl, gross.
I've made it my new purpose in life to tell everyone single person about the Wonders of colistitution. I was telling William about it and that's when it hit me. He could totally make some money on the side with his stab wound. I proposed this idea to him and he was obviously disgusted. However, the next time I worked with him he brought it up and I said that if he does it I should get some sort of percentage of the profits since it was my idea. He disagreed. William thinks that since I made the original joke behind his back, I shouldn't get any money.
What do you guys think?
A few weeks ago, a newish employee of ours, William, got into a physical altercation over a girl. The guy he got in the fight with pulled out a small knife and stabbed him in the gut. He got the knife from the guy and stabbed him back. It's all very dramatic. He required some stitches, but is fine. Mainly, he feels silly for getting into the fight. He was in the hospital for a couple of days and then he got arrested for assault. (Both guys have since agreed to drop charges because bitches are trifling and not worth the drama)
Anyways, while he was in jail, I was discussing the situation with some other coworkers. I think I've gotten senile in my old age because I can't really edit myself anymore. Stuff just comes out of my mouth before I can try and force it back in. I may have said something along the lines of "That really must suck to be in jail with a stab wound. I mean, he could get an infection or someone could rape the stab hole" The people I was talking just kind of stood there awkwardly. Later, when William came back to work, I apologized for making this awful joke when he wasn't there. (I'm not sorry for making the joke, it was funny)
Recently, my dear friend Heather, has taught me about some pretty gnarly stuff. She is a nurse so she knows her gore. On our beach trip last weekend, she taught me about colostitutes. A colostitute is a person with a colostomy bag that accepts money for allowing dudes to stick their dicks in the colostomy hole. Ew girl, gross.
I've made it my new purpose in life to tell everyone single person about the Wonders of colistitution. I was telling William about it and that's when it hit me. He could totally make some money on the side with his stab wound. I proposed this idea to him and he was obviously disgusted. However, the next time I worked with him he brought it up and I said that if he does it I should get some sort of percentage of the profits since it was my idea. He disagreed. William thinks that since I made the original joke behind his back, I shouldn't get any money.
What do you guys think?